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Two characters from the Simpsons changing the numbers on a sign showing the number of days without a new top priority

The person is holding both numbers 0 and 1

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Two beachfront houses next to each other.
The all black house is labeled "The current sprint"
The pink and purple house is labeled "Expectations for the next sprint"

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Picture of a toilet installed partially into a wall.

Caption: I assume that the person who thought this was a good idea is the same person who tries to jam more work into my sprint when we are already at capacity

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AI picture of an old VW Beetle in the middle of the road with countless drones in the air around it.

Caption: This AI picture reminds me of my sprint plan. Both are works of fiction that make no sense.

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Photo of a wrestling ring. One wrestler (labeled current sprint) standing looking up at his opponent (labeled new top priority) who is flying through the air at him.

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Picture of cement form for the fromt steps of a house. They are labeled "Capacity at the start of the sprint"
Concrete has poured out of form and is in a pile in front of it on the walkway. The concrete is labeled "Work that needs to carry over"

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Photo of a sign on a building that reads "For once I'd just like to spiral into control"

Caption: If my sprints could speak:

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Store front with a lighted sign for 1-HR PHOTO, but several lights are out so it reads 1-HR POO

Caption: When planning a sprint make sure to account for non-task items such as...

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One cybertruck smashed into the rear of another.

Caption: Carrying over work from one sprint into the next

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A look back at my week.

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Caption: The team is fine, just fine. Just fill up the new sprint and we're good to go!

The team:

Photo of a wrecked car getting filled up at a gas pump

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Grid of medieval paintings of children. Each one is numbered.
Caption: On the Renaissance children scale, how do you feel about the sprint plan?

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Painting of death sitting on a bed with a woman. Caption is a conversation that goes...

Who are you?
I am death.
Are you here for me?
No. I am here for your sprint plan.

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Picture of a campground bbq grill labeled "The team's sprint capacity" with a log stuck in it that is much too large and sticks out very far labeled "Whwt ee were told we have to complete this sprint"

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Photo of a woman looking out at the horizon at a cloud that seems like it's an explosion that is also reflected on the lake in the foreground.

Caption: You know it's going to be a bad day when you can see your sprint plan get nuked from your back porch while having your morning coffee

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Photo of landslide blocking a 2 lane road. People in the distance approaching it are labeled "The current sprint" and the mass blocking the road is labeled "Leadership meeting in progress"

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Picture of a ruined city on fire. It is labeled "Last day of the sprint"

Picture of a utopian futuristic city labeled "First day of the next sprint"

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Photo of a kitten labeled "My assigned work" jammed between a wall and a piece of furniture. That gap is labeled "My bandwidth for work"

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Photo of a road that ends at the cut side of a hill.

Caption: Realistic view of my product road map because we all know we never get to finish anything before a new top priority comes in

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Picture of a person being incinerated by a nuclear bomb. The person is labeled "Me trying to get my sprint work done" and the bomb is labeled "production problem"

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Photo of a vehicle thay is a truck front and sedan rear

Caption: We will deal with the tech debt in a future sprint

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