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Bonn (stm) – Das Komitee zur Verleihung des Sean-Spicer-Preises hat die Umbennung des Preises in Elon-Musk-Preis bekannt gegeben. Ein Sprecher sagte dazu: „Wir wollen dem Preis einen moderneren, zeitgemäßeren Anstrich geben."
Die jetzt Elon-Musk-Preis genannte Auszeichnung wird alljährlich an die Person oder Personengruppe verliehen, der es gelingt, „den größten Bullshit mit todernster Miene vorzutragen“ (Zitat aus den Statuten des Preises).
Die ganze Meldung auf: https://www.staatsmedium.de#staatsmedium #satire #nachrichten #nachricht #systempresse #meme #memes #humor
"Il a aussi vanté son lien avec Emmanuel Macron, avec lequel il parle "beaucoup", et même "une fois par jour".
#VolodymyrZelensky announces that he will visit France ‘next week’ and is delighted with his proximity to Emmanuel Macron
He also praised his relationship with #EmmanuelMacron, with whom he speaks ‘a lot’, even ‘once a day’.
#Zelenskyy #Macron #Ukraine #Europe #EU #UE #meme
![The image is a screenshot of a tweet from a user named Dani Donovan, who is associated with "ADHD Comics" as indicated by the handle [@]danidonovan. The tweet is set against a dark blue background with white text. The tweet begins with a question, "You wanna know what's frustrating about having #ADHD?" The hashtag #ADHD is highlighted in blue. The tweet continues with a personal anecdote, stating, "Some mornings, I absolutely crush it and get a ton of stuff done. And I'm SO proud of myself." The next line reads, "The problem is, I feel like I should be able to be that productive every day." The final line of the tweet concludes with, "It's the inconsistency that breaks my self-esteem." The overall tone of the tweet is reflective and expresses the challenges of living with ADHD, focusing on the inconsistency in productivity and its impact on self-esteem.](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/194/216/442/667/499/original/e7b95dba52f2dd28.jpeg "The image is a screenshot of a tweet from a user named Dani Donovan, who is associated with \"ADHD Comics\" as indicated by the handle [@]danidonovan. The tweet is set against a dark blue background with white text. The tweet begins with a question, \"You wanna know what's frustrating about having #ADHD?\" The hashtag #ADHD is highlighted in blue. The tweet continues with a personal anecdote, stating, \"Some mornings, I absolutely crush it and get a ton of stuff done. And I'm SO proud of myself.\" The next line reads, \"The problem is, I feel like I should be able to be that productive every day.\" The final line of the tweet concludes with, \"It's the inconsistency that breaks my self-esteem.\" The overall tone of the tweet is reflective and expresses the challenges of living with ADHD, focusing on the inconsistency in productivity and its impact on self-esteem.")
If it's of any consolation, at least it's fine if it's the other way around.
Köln (stm) – Das Oberlandesgericht (OLG) Köln hat den behandelnden Zahnarzt von Entertainer Stefan Raab vom Vorwurf des Abrechnungsbetrugs freigesprochen. Der Zahnarzt hatte für die Behandlung von Raabs Zähnen jeweils die doppelte Abrechnung bei der Krankenkasse eingereicht.
Die ganze Meldung auf: https://www.staatsmedium.de/panorama/zahnarzt-von-stefan-raab-darf-behandlung-doppelt-abrechnen/#staatsmedium #satire #nachrichten #nachricht #systempresse #meme #memes #humor #stefanraab #zahnarzt
HR isn't there for your benefit (No pun intended. Well maybe intended just a little bit.)
Bologna (stm) – Ein italienischer Chocolatier hat eine Weltneuheit erfunden: Bolognese-Schokolade. „Die Schokolade soll die Liebe zu meiner Heimatstadt Bologna repräsentieren. Deswegen habe ich für die Füllung typisch bolognesische Zutaten verwendet“, so Mauricio Ferrero.
Die ganze Meldung auf: https://www.staatsmedium.de/panorama/italienischer-chocolatier-praesentiert-bolognese-schokolade/#staatsmedium #satire #nachrichten #nachricht #systempresse #meme #memes #humor #schokolade #bologna
Mají vaši kamarádi deprese, úzkosti, schizofrenii nebo jiné duševní poruchy? Řekněte jim, že to nemají řešit a že to jsou dementi!
Psychické poruchy má dneska každej a nás už to štve. Co můžete říct kamarádovi s depresemi a vyléčit ho?
Já se mám třeba skvěle. Proč se musíš cejtit furt blbě? Ty si zas vymejšlíš. A ty jako chceš abych tě litoval? To vyběháš! Jestli se nezměníš, tak už nebudeme kamarádi!
VOLTE ČSA! VOLTE ZDRAVOU SPOLEČBOST!
“Three decades ago in America, we were richer, safer, more powerful, better defended, better fed, more entertained than any civilization had ever been in the history of the world.
And we were willing to burn it all down so we could be mean to people again.”
-Heidi Cuda
https://www.bylinesupplement.com/p/hot-type-complying-in-advance-to
It’s not about being better than others.
It’s about being the best version of yourself - and then aiming to still become a little bit better than you were yesterday. Whatever that means for you.
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