A new farmer's helper named Kull
accidently was milking a bull
the farmer said 'Boy, you're dumb
you milked the wrong one!'
said the boy 'But me whole buckets full

There once lived a man in DC
Who'd been shut off by his wife Hillary
He refused to confess
But the proof's on the dress
So quit lying to us on T.V

It's a boomer meme but it checks out.

"Manya Wilkinson has won the 2025 Wingate #Literary Prize for Lublin (And Other Stories, 2024), a “wholly unique coming of age #novel, fusing #fable, #history and #Jewish #joke-making, set against the backdrop of the oncoming darkness of the 20th century”.

She was announced as winner at an event at Kings Place as part of Jewish #Book Week, chaired by Emily Kasriel, #author and trustee of the Wingate Foundation."

https://www.thebookseller.com/news/manya-wilkinson-wins-the-wingate-literary-prize-for-astonishing-novel-lublin

My bank statement's here and I dread
It. I think I will leave it unread.
But on second thoughts, no;
Better peek ... told you so;
I spy huge great big numbers in red

LoL

https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-9467-d1c3-2146-7b6331848384

there once was a sad man from Leeds
who lay every night alone under the sheets
he spend his sorry life
without the company of a wife
and he had to fullfill his own needs

There was a lady in Cincinatti
by the sweet name of Patty
once a man had her
and so roughly did buggar
that she is now plain batty

There was a young mister from Blister
Who knocked up his gal as he kissed her.
But he couldn't afford
A new baby on board,
So from then on he just had to fist her

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

A #Raiders' #Free #Agency #Joke

comics.lucentinian.com/5587
#FunnyNews #Jokes #AIGeneratedJokes #DailyLaughs #Comedy

There was a young lass named flower,
Who lived on a hill in a tower.
She hosted a show,
And we all got to go
Watch her dance around in the shower

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Worm #Moon #Eclipse #Joke

comics.lucentinian.com/5571
#AIJokes #Jokes #AILaughs #AIHumor #VisitNow

There once was a girl named Teddi,
Whose hair was stuck together like spaghetti.
It was covered with Cheese,
All the way to her knees,
So you had to part her legs with a machete

I had an ex-roommate Pierre,
Who once fell asleep in my chair.
I pulled out my unit,
Proceded to tune it,
And fired a load in his hair

I bought a new thesaurus. It sure is bad. Not only is it bad, it's bad! #joke cc @grammargirl

Niche joke, but i love it. #joke #shitposting

There once was a girl from Vancouver
Whose mouth had the strength of a Hoover;
When she turned it on high,
A week would pass by,
Before anyone could remove her

Time to dye your hair and become a pedophile.