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In case any other #parents of small kiddos are wondering (worrying),
If you have a #toddler , you don't have to wait until they're 4 to get the second #MMR #measles #vaccine ! You can get it done early, as long as it's been at least 28 days since the last dose.
We're taking our 2.5 year old in for their second dose on Thursday.
So many fun new black "pacifiers" to suck on!
#blacked #bbc #loli #toddler #toddlercon #caption #goon #autism #cringe #ntr #cuckold #cuck #humiliation #gangbang #pornaddiction #grooming #bnwo #whitegenocide #ai #aiart #aigenerated
BBC: Toddler nearly runs off cliff at Hawaii volcano
"...A Hawaii national park has issued a new warning to tourists after a toddler was grabbed "in the nick of time" from falling off the rim of an erupting volcano.
The little boy wandered off from his family and "in a split second, ran straight toward the 400ft cliff edge" of the Kilauea volcano, the park said...."
For the last 5 months, the main TV at our house has been showing nothing but #toddler shows. I don’t mind my grandson visiting and watching them, but not all day, everyday.
September 6th
How many babysitters does it take to keep toddler trump on message?
None. It’s an impossible task.
Someone needs to convince my #toddler that sleep is mandatory, not optional. Kiddo was screaming at me about bedtime at 11:30 last night, which means I didn't fall asleep until like 1am. Ugh
Evenings with the #toddler go one of two ways:
- toddler naps and wakes up grumpy. Everything is a meltdown.
- toddler doesn't nap, and is grumpy due to lack of sleep. Everything is a meltdown.
Many #Roman tiles with #children's footprints are known from all parts of the empire. But this is a special one, as it can be dated precisely due to the stamp: in 123 AD a #toddler stepped on the tile that laid out to dry before firing.
Found along the Via Appia, now in Museo Nazionale Romano -Terme di Diocleziano
Photo: https://www.archeokids.it/quattro-passi-nella-storia/
I got a 3 year old who loves grabbing my phone so he can look at pictures. He always ends up stuck on some weird interface and can’t see the pictures. Wish i had something like a portable digital frame i could load up with pictures of family that he could operate a little more easily. The only buttons or touchscreen actions would just move to a different picture, not be some prompt. Also, would have to not break being dropped. Anyone know of something like this? #toddler
Sprite edit by OrphieBaby! I never wanted to leave Toriel's house. Housemate calls not leaving "Orphie ending". 
If your #toddler says the drawers smell like #pizza, I think that means you're having a stroke.
#dadlife
#stayathomedad
‘He’s a #Baby’: #Alabama #Christian #Preschool Frequently #Punished #Black #Toddler for #Behavior That #NonBlack #Students Got Away with.
Then they #Expelled Him When His #Parents #Complained, #Lawsuit Says.
#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Alabama #Conservatives #Extremism #Fascism #Religion #Hate #Bigotry #Discrimination #Racism #EmptyThePews
Extremely typical conversation with my 2-yr-old #toddler son (over apple slices):
HE: some turtles are boys.
ME: what?
HE: somekindofturtlesareboys!
ME: .... some kind of turtles?
HE: SOME turtles.
ME: some turtles?
HE: sometimes turtles are boys.
ME: OK.
HE: Yeah.
ME: Are you saying sometimes turtles are boys, and sometimes they're girls?
HE: No, SOME turtles are boys.
ME: ....
HE: (chomps apple)
ME: Do you mean sometimes boys pretend to be turtles?
HE: Some ARE turtles.
ME: Are you talking about the #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles?
HE: Yeah, THEY are boys.
ME: Well, that's true.