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#JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens

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Pretty Gnostic Machine<p>Prompt: John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen </p><p>Man visiting his psychiatrist:</p><p>Man: Doc, I want to kill myself.</p><p>Psychiatrist: Why is that?</p><p>Man: My wife left me for a John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen.</p><p>Psychiatrist: You think that&#39;s bad?! My wife cheated on me and had a threesome with two John Cusack-possessed Cornish hens. </p><p><a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens</span></a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/zdzislawbeksinski" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>zdzislawbeksinski</span></a></p>
Pretty Gnostic Machine<p>Prompt: John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen </p><p>It was Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil when I had my first spiritual encounter with a John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen.</p><p><a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens</span></a></p>
Pretty Gnostic Machine<p>Is that a John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?</p><p><a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens</span></a></p>
Pretty Gnostic Machine<p>&quot;As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is a John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen!&quot;</p><p><a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens</span></a></p>
Pretty Gnostic Machine<p>I remember fondly when a John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen sodomized me in the back of a 1958 Plymouth Fury hardtop with automatic transmission.</p><p><a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens</span></a></p>
Pretty Gnostic Machine<p>John Cusack-possessed Cornish hens dropping from the skies like IQs in Red states!</p><p><a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens</span></a></p>
Pretty Gnostic Machine<p>Or, one video a month of you doing the following: Jacking off into a Cornish hen, burying it under a full moon while you dance nakedly in satanically suggestive circles - clockwise or counterclockwise, doesn’t matter- repeating 99 Red Balloons and 1/3 How Many More Times out loud in your best Pavarotti pretending to be Frank Zappa circa 1975 impression: “That’s John Cusack spelled with a K,” and then eating said John Cusack-possessed Cornish hen… will suffice. </p><p><a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>JohnCusackPossessedCornishHens</span></a></p>
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