I spent 2 days watching a snake molt while I was hiding behind a tree. That snake did nothing but shed his skin for two continuous days! What a meaningless life! Gee, you know what? My costume is torn. Oh well, if I work on it continuously, I should be able to fix it in 2 days. #Bigfoot

I feel like I'm the best I've ever been at not being discovered by humans. Even better than that one time I super wasn't discovered at all with many cherries on top. #Bigfoot

It seems like thousands of recorded witness sightings over decades, along with the support of centuries of anecdotal Native American legend, should be enough maybes to equal a probably. But, then again, I'm not a scientist. #Bigfoot

Not true.. only hippies #Bigfoot

Here's a quilt from 2020 I've never posted on here before!

I took Elizabeth Hartman's "North Stars" pattern https://elizabethhartman.com/pages/north-stars and crossed it with her "Legendary" pattern https://elizabethhartman.com/pages/legendary

Cornelius the Skeptical Sasquatch said humans aren't as intelligent as we think. Then he threw his feces at the ground to prove his point. #Bigfoot

If you're walking in the forest, and a rock lands near you all clumsy and bounces all "doink", like it was awkwardly shoved at you by a freak moron who doesn't understand fluid motion, then, yes, a Sasquatch is trying to tell you, "HEY... YOU... THIS." #bigfoot

Guys. GUYS. I have just found one of the best "outsider" indie bands I have ever heard in my life. It's like a cross between Primus, Frank Zappa, and Wesley Willis. I am *OBSESSED*

#music #outsider #musicians #bigfoot #yeti

https://open.spotify.com/album/0IVfWjWw9OaYrErOzolHgr

The details on my male costume are terrific. My nipples feel just the right amount of meaningless. #Bigfoot

I caught a giant catfish. Hopefully, the Bipedal Catfish Avenger doesn't appear -- OH, NO!!! #bigfoot