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Jason Star Galactica
Episode X
Jason Vs Ash 4
 
Grendel
 
Jason smells the blood of The Chosen One, he follows its path.
The crew gather by the escape pod, attempt to release the doors, but the impact of Solaris has damaged the mechanism. It flusters, fuel line still attached. It rises, pulls and blows. In that moment Ash seizes an opportunity, pulls KM into one of the side rooms as Ripley races to the grunts' armory.

She grabs a pulse rifle, loads it and heads back, racing through the flickering craft passages. Deja vu.
 

'I'm a man,' Ash explains to KM as she sits on the table undergoing a 'compulsory' inspection, 'and you're a woman, or droid. I'm not choosy. Give it to me straight, what are odds?'

'Our odds of survival are 12%.'

'C'mon baby, give me some sugar here. Can't we do better?'
'The odds of our survival are low but...' Ash's lips lock on hers. 'The odds just went up by 15%.'

'Really, well there's a whole lot more where that came from.' Ash pulls KM from

Ashy Slashy - Immortalis

the table, turns her around * lifts up her-

*90 seconds later.*

'Our odds have grown to 80%.'

'Because you just had an upgrade, baby!'

Out in the corridor Jason stalks Ripley, drives her towards her allies. The ship shakes, she drops her weapon but keeps moving until cornered.

Jason kicks aside the pulse rifle, strides towards Ripley. She leans against the structure, sweat pouring down her face, expecting certain death.

'Hey Douchebag! Got a little something for ya!' Ash chirps in. He looks over his shoulder, 'c'mon then,' no you don't look stupid!'

KM enters, strapped up in leather, stiletto boots, copious amounts of make-up, increased cup size and a whip strapped to her waist. She jumps in Jason's path, grabs the pulse rifle,
''Fraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now!' She raises the rifle, trips slightly on the sharp heels..

Jason takes advantage of the fashion faux-pas and hurls his weapon at the enticing robot like a horny octopus. The blade penetrates. Jason moves forward to retrieve it.

'That didn't go so well,' Ripley points out sarcastically.
As Jason nears KM lets one loose, then shoots him with the pulse rifle, another shot, and another. The behemoth clatters backwards, but is remains upright through the onslaught. He exits room after room, amazed at the potency of Ash's newly refurbished weapon. KM leaps and crouches before the monster, her eyes vigilant.

She loads and fires once again, her aim strategic, amputating one arm. Jason looks down wondering where his limb went, then another. He backs further, into the nanochamber, one leg is destroyed. He falls on the nanobed, rises, another leg gone. he falls again as his head bursts.

The crew regroup to plan their return to Earth 2 leaving Jason on the nanobed (ubereejits). Brodski still fizzes under his nanobed, the bots still active.

They crawl over Jason's unsightly body, attempt to understand it, and use all elements in its stupendous reconstruction.

The process begins, unable to recognize his particular DNA, the bots use anything that's close to hand, metal chair legs, a microwave, bit of gum from under the table, toaster, marbles... They do their part. Jason rises once again, gazes down in awe at the UberRoboJason form.

‘Hey, anyone out there? This is Commander Ash,’ he covers the mic, ‘sorry girls, this is man's world.' He winks at KM and then notes Ripley's caustic stare, 'don't worry doll, your turn will come.'

'Reading you Commander, this is Captain Kathryn Janeway of the...'
Recognizing the tones as congenial, Ash quickly responds,

'Sorry Babe, wrong number!'

'What do you think you're doing?' Ripley asks.

'The right thing, trust me, two is a handful. Three is a crowd, now I guess we're on our own so I say we steer what's left of this ship to...'

UberJason bursts through the threshold interrupting Ash's drone.
The menage-a-trois absorb his Uber form.
'Can you take him?' Ripley asks KM.
'I can try...'

To be continued...